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12

May

onehundreddayproject:

This boy: “I want to make super babies.”

Hay Winfield

onehundreddayproject:

This boy: “I want to make super babies.”

Hay Winfield

07

May

The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee:
Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp:
Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

06

May

Tomorrow.

aapplejuicyy:

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. Matthew 6:34

Nomnomnom

Nomnomnom

(Source: prettygirlfood)

05

May

rowsbeforehoes:

This is a lightweight doing it right.

Veggie burgers for the win.

rowsbeforehoes:

This is a lightweight doing it right.

Veggie burgers for the win.

01

May

20

Feb

(Source: invisible)

invisible:

John Fairfax, who rowed across oceans, dies at 74.